12 corny jokes to make kids ready for school

After hearing these jokes, your kids will be ready for school to start!corndog-joke-4

  1. What’s brown and sticky?  –  A stick.
  2. What did one snowman say to the other? – Do you smell carrots?
  3. What kind of flower is on your face? – Tulips!
  4. How does the man in the moon cut his hair? – Eclipse it!
  5. What do you get when you cross a T-rex and fireworks? – DINO-MITE!
  6. Why couldn’t Dracula’s wife get to sleep? – Because of his coffin.
  7. What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? – Roberto.
  8. Two fish were in a tank.  One looks over at the other and asks, “Do you know how to drive this thing?”
  9. What did the shark say when he was eating a clown fish? – This tastes funny.
  10. What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car? – Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
  11. What kind of guns do bees use? – BeeBee guns!
  12. What did the cobbler say when a cat wandered into his shop? – SHOE!

Jokes courtesy of www.dumbjokesthatarefunny.com

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